1/13/06 5:11 pm - Hello...hello...hello...*echo echo echo*

Where in the holy hell IS everyone? I know it's Friday the 13th, but it feels more like April Fools Day!! On a normal day, there's anywhere from 5-10 guys
on Yahoo all day long, coming and going, some messaging me and some not...but almost always someone to talk to online between calls. And then in the
evening, there's up to 20 guys online at once, again some chatting and some not...but I still kinda feel like I have some company.

Today there has been only ONE GUY online ALL DAMN DAY on my list and he's not even really there! So where the fuck is everyone?!!?!?

I guess I'll just sign out and go watch movies with my cousin. I hope some people show up online later!

This super crazy cool guy named Ubu has been calling me since July and yesterday was his 50th call. He has been there to help me out countless times
when I was so horny I couldn't stand it, chat with me when I'm bored and always leaves great feedback on our calls. I just wanted to give you a special
"THANKS!" and some *kisses all over* Here's to another 50, may they all be as hot as the first!

Yesterday was crazy insane for calls. The 10th was super slow and by 6 am on the 11th, I'd made more than I had all day on the 10th! It was overall, my
4th best day ever, so thanks to everyone who called! It definitely made up for the day before being crappy...

So I really didn't do anything but take calls all day yesterday. Once I was off a call, my phone rang almost immediately and it stayed that way until I went
to sleep around 1:30 am. I didn't stay signed in overnight so I could get a good night's rest. I'm SO SORE from kick boxing on Tuesday! There were three
new people in the class and whenever that happens, she busts out a super hard class...I guess because it's kind of expensive and she wants to prove
that it's worth the money. My back is sore and I almost want to rip my legs right OFF, cause where they join my body just HURTS.

I'm not sure if I'll be going to class tonight. I've got 5 hours until I have to decide so hopefully I'll feel a little bit better. I think I'm just gonna go lay down on
the couch and watch "Serenity". I've had it from Netflix for like a week and that's about as long as I'm willing to keep a movie from there. Keep them any
longer and it stops being a good deal! I am taking calls though, so feel free to interrupt me! :-)

Shout outs for 1/10/06:
Did some hot mutual masturbation with a long time caller. You're just all kinds of experimenting on me! Keep it comin'!
Had a new caller who just wanted to stroke it for me while he licked my pussy. How could I possibly say no?
And a great new caller called just to let me hear him cum ... how sweet! That really helped keep me in the mood for the rest of the night.
panty boy...where is the sluttiness gonna end? I don't know! It's insane!

Shout outs for 1/11/06:
I had a guy call me whose real time mistress hadn't let him cum for a MONTH and she picked ME for him to call and do it with! So flattered and so fucking
HOT. I teased him until I could almost hear him lose his mind...and then finally let him shoot. I hope she picks me again soon!
I had a little sissy slut call me wearing lingerie...and I did something that ANY sissy slut would be grateful for...I whored out his ass and mouth for $$$!
Experienced another super hot teacher/student role play. I think every time it gets better with this guy! I can't wait to see what happens next.
I named my shy pro masturbator's penis "Hugh" last name "Jorgan". That's right, say it out loud lol Thank Erin for that suggestion.
And then the OTHER shy guy called and rocked my world again. And then I got to watch him on cam this morning! BONUS!
Got a great call from a guy who just wanted to tell me how much he wants to fuck and suck another guy...ha you all know how much I love that!

Should I use that as my site slogan?

One of my callers is a scientist and we did a quick calculation last night of how many gallons of cum I'm responsible for helping spill and how many sperm
that would be. We estimated that in my career (a total of 25 months...18 before and 7 now), I've done approximately 7,000 calls (yeah, even I said WOW).
He came to the conclusion that I've helped over 7 gallons of cum shoot (at a tsp. per ejaculation, I guess? I believe the scientist) and that comes to 2.8
quadrillion sperm. That's insane! I think he was also factoring in an 80% success rate for hang ups, etc. and "low balling" the sperm count accounting for
the fact that a lot of you probably jerk it often so you'd have lower sperm counts. lol Yay for having a professional scientist as a caller!

I went to sleep around 1:30 am or so last night and for the first time for as long as I can remember, I actually slept 9 hours straight without waking up
even one time. I know this is TMI, but I seem to have a tiny bladder and usually get up to "make water" a few times a night. I get right back to sleep
without a problem, so it's not a big deal, but when I woke up this morning and saw 10:21 on the clock, I was seriously amazed.

I also had some CRAZY dreams last night. I had a dream that I had a HEART TRANSPLANT and instead of listening to the doctors and "taking it easy", I
just went along with daily life until I noticed that my stitches were busting and my chest was opening back up. Yeah, my chest was opening up! It was so
freaky!

I had my alarm set for 10:30 cause I needed to call and do something this morning and I was sitting across the room at my computer when it went off. It
was that crazy "mystery cougher" commercial for Riccola cough drops and it's the guy's crazy voice saying "I'm the Riccola mystery cougher" and it
scared the SHIT out of me! It took me a couple of seconds to figure out where the hell it was coming from and it was way freaky before that. I think I'm
getting paranoid for some reason? lol

I just got back from lunch with my cousin. It was yummy. I have kick boxing tonight, don't forget...but I'll be on after that! Hope to talk to you soon! *kisses*

Shout outs for 1/9/06:
A special shout out to my scientist friend..."This girl is so sweet, she makes me want to shave my back." as feedback though? What's THAT about? lol
I got to tell a guy exactly how to stroke it...I love doing that. I think I need to print out a bunch of techniques and just have them in a notebook, all ready!
I worked late on a Friday night....went to check why a co-worker was there so late too and OH MY! What're you doing!? *giggles* Let me help you....
I got to laugh at a pathetic sissy. I can't believe I never knew how much fun sissies could be!
My long long fellow Vancouverite called...what did I used to call you in the journal? I can't remember...darn it! Oh well, that was definitely fun.
Had a wonderfully romantic fantasy about making love in front of a lovely fire in a fireplace.
My military massage artist called again! He's working on a girlfriend, but he's not lost to me yet, thank God.
Had a great fantasy where the older brother of some kids I was baby sitting caught me playing with my pussy in his bedroom. What do you think we did?

1/9/06 2:41 pm - Who's a domestic goddess? I am!

One thing about this job that I wasn't comfortable with until recently was the fact that I stay at home SO MUCH. I swear, some days I felt like the only
house wife in the country without a husband. And because I stay home so much, my living area gets messy fast. So a lot of the times I'm doing laundry,
cleaning my room, the kitchen, etc. when I'm here.

And now that I've recommitted to eating more healthy, I've been cooking a lot lately as well. Sound like the life of the ultimate domestic goddess? Well, I
guess between the screaming orgasms and pink panty boys, it is!

I got woken up early this morning by a call and couldn't get back to sleep...so I worked out, made a lasagna in the crock pot and did 2 loads of laundry
before I even felt awake enough to take calls. I really have no plans for today so I'll probably be on all evening. I have a friend maybe coming over later
to hang out and watch a movie, but that's about it.

I'm reading "The Historian" and I have to say that so far, I hate it. I'm SO disappointed! I was very excited for it after I saw the segments on Oprah about it
and was doubly excited that my mom had remembered that show and bought it for me (she knows I like vampire stuff)....but now, I'm just let down. I have
this weird thing that doesn't really allow me to "quit" books midway. I've probably only done it 5 times in my entire life, but I'm seriously considering it for
this one. It's tedious, unentertaining, boring and DRAWN OUT.

I'm going to be a happy girl in a little bit because I'm putting fresh, warm sheets on my bed. I have this spray that goes on them that smells like flowers and
I spray it every night before I go to bed. I swear, it makes me fall asleep more peacefully and a lot quicker.

Special birthday shout out: HAPPY BIRTHDAY UBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kisses all over*

Shout outs for 1/7/06:
I tried a role play with a repeat caller who'd never done one...that was fun! I hope we get to do it again soon!
My midwestern sub who wants to get fucked in the ass has been calling me a lot lately. And thank GOD! He leaves the greatest feedback *wink*
panty boy! *kiss*
Thanks to the sweetly humiliated Depeche Mode fan who tributed me just for chatting with him....I can't wait for our first call!
Had another great mutual masturbation call with a new guy. Thanks!
Loren (don't know how else to refer to you lol) Thanks for another great call. I always look forward to our calls...you're so sweet and so hard core!
I've already mentioned the three way I had with pink panty boy and panty boy....but pink panty boy came THREE times for me in one night! That deserves
an extra shout out.
I got to suck some toes again! yummy ;-)
I had a new sissy call back again and whimper for me...nice! It makes me giggle when you whimper like that!

Shout outs for 1/8/06:
I made someone cum like they were 18 again! How DID I do that?!
Had a call from a guy who hadn't called for over 100 days! Welcome back to Nikkiland ;-)
And my fave nitetime caller called and we put each other to sleep....
Had ANOTHER great role play with a new caller. I'm glad that I'm becoming one of your favorites...you're becoming one of mine too!
I got a new sissies to suck some cock for me....yay! He BEGGED for cock before the call was over. So hot.
And of course, my Midwestern ass fucking hottie (I finally got to see a pic) called and took care of me late at night after we tried AGAIN to call that escort

1/8/06 1:38 am - And the first week of 2006 goes off without a hitch!

I was supposed to go to the movies today with my cousin, but she pled "pregnant and tired" so we didn't go. What'd I do instead? I made pizza from
scratch! I made a New Year's resolution to eat healthier. I'm a vegetarian and LOVE vegetables, but I was getting dragged back into eating way too much
fast food and convenience food. So I made whole wheat pizza dough from scratch and dressed it up with mozzarella, cheddar, mushrooms, onions and
yellow bell pepper. YUM! I'm still not GREAT at making things that have to rise...for some reason, the dough never develops well enough or is too wet or
too dry...but this turned out ok. Too bad we hadn't cleaned the oven in awhile and turning it to 550 degrees made the smoke alarm go off! lol

Calls were super busy today too! And I did something I've NEVER done before. I talked to two callers at once! My two panty boys "pink panty boy" and
"panty boy" had known about each other from the journal...asked to talk to each other so I gave out screen names and they'd been chatting. We did a
three way call tonight! WOW! Who'd have known that having 2 hot panty wearing sluts on the phone with me at the same time would have been such an
insane turn on?

And then RIGHT AFTER that call, another panty wearing sissy boy called me and begged me to fuck his ass with a vibrator. Gotta love it!

So maybe I'll try to guilt my cousin into going to the movies with me tomorrow. Or maybe a friend...I really want to see "Memoirs of a Geisha". Is that so
freaking horrible?!

Btw, if I'm a raging cunt for the next couple of months, it's because I'm trying to lose weight. I gained TEN POUNDS while I was up at my mom and dad's
and that's just unacceptable! Being back at kick boxing should help, but I'm eating healthier and counting calories at least until the first 5 comes off. And
thanks, but I don't want any comments about how I don't need to lose any weight. All my clothes are tight (10 lbs. at my weight is a size!) and I don't want
to buy new ones!

Shout outs for 1/6/06
I got my first call from an alien! Blue cock and "ecstatic" purple cum. Fucking hot, no matter how you color it.
Had an insanely hot 5th call with a guy I thoroughly enjoy. I hope you know who you are if you read this...I don't know how else to describe our calls?
AMAZING
I got to watch my super hottie on cam again! I had missed you so much while you were gone. I'm glad you're back!
Got a call from a great new caller from NY who wanted to hear how I'd suck him....he liked it, I liked it and we chatted some today on AIM. Nice to meet ya
Another super hot mutual masturbation call from a new guy who's called twice now! So fucking hot.
I had a little sissy in white satin panties call me and beg to be my slut. I fucked his ass hard with my strap on and brought him to his knees!
Got a call from a guy who usually calls from work...it was discombobulating to have him call from home, but we made do! lol
panty boy! as always....such a hot little SLUT!