I’m a bit freaked out right now, to be honest. Day before yesterday was great on the phones…got some new callers who were fun (nope, I’d never role played that I was an elf before, that was a new one for me!) and had a great time in general.

Then yesterday, I could hear crickets on the line. Nada. I got like one call all day and that just barely put me even after featuring costs.

And THEN shit hit the fan. Email is broken. First it was showing the oldest email in our account on the first page of email and it wouldn’t let us scroll through, now it’s only showing one email at a time. Everyone is kind of freaking out, especially because Niteflirt isn’t giving us any updates or information about when it will be fixed or what went wrong. This is just the latest in a long line of glitches that is causing some callers to seek out new methods of contacting their favorite flirts.

I’m wondering if that is the case with any of YOU? Do you still read my blog but have stopped calling because you no longer use Niteflirt? I’d be interested in knowing if that’s the case.

Anyway, I sent out an email (seems counterintuitive, I know) with a free minute and a mention of the issue, as well as a reminder of how I can be reached if Niteflirt doesn’t seem to be working. I plan to be available a lot over the next few days, it would be great if I could stay busy before I head off to go camping on Sunday. Hope the email made it out!

Yeah, I’m going camping again. UGH!! haha

Alright, enough bad stuff. It’s freaking me out, I don’t really want to talk about it.

I made jam yesterday! WOOHOO! I’m so excited. I’ve made and canned applesauce before but had never made jam. We have a plum tree though and I’ve never used the plums before for anything but out of hand eating when they get ripe and I started to feel wasteful. So I picked an entire bucket yesterday and made 27 jars of jelly.

It tastes absolutely delicious and I’m stoked because now when I make my holiday baskets this year (and I will, since I have my new stove now and can make like 10 times the cookies at once), I can include little jars of homemade jam! Woohoo!

I know, what a dork, huh? I must seem like such a hippie earth mother to you all sometimes, with being a vegetarian, gardening and stuff like this. I guess I kinda am. I mean, I use earth friendly cleaners, conserve water, try not to drive much, buy mostly organic, etc. I was just raised to be this way, ya know?

I had a pretty disappointing harvest from my garden though, not sure why. I got quite a few peas, but the zucchini and squash really didn’t take off like they normally do. I haven’t had NEAR as much zucchini as I usually do. I had wanted to grate and freeze it so I could make zucchini bread from home grown zucchini at the holidays, but I guess that isn’t gonna happen. We’re barely even getting enough to eat!

The carrots didn’t really come in very well either and I’ve only gotten ONE batch of green beans. Eh, oh well. I think next year I will just plant fewer items, more plants of each thing I want. I’ll definitely never plant broccoli again, that sucked. Only got like one or two heads per plant….SO NOT WORTH the time, effort OR money it took to grow it.

Oh yeah, I watched Kill Bill 1 and 2 yesterday and OMG! I screamed so many times, it was out of control! I had no idea that movie was so graphic and violent! ACK! I think I’m gonna have nightmares for years. WTF? Why didn’t anyone tell me that that movie was so insane?

haha on THAT note, I’m outta here. Gonna go keep myself busy so I don’t think about how quiet it is on my phone. FIX THAT, will ya?!

I was up super late last night, but got woken up at 10 something by our neighbor weed eating his yard. UGH! Now I’m slurping down coffee, hoping it wakes me up a little bit.

YUCK, my cat just came in and rubbed its cold, wet nose all over my ankle. EW

Work seems to be back to normal, thank God. Today is the last day of one of the best weeks I’ve had in the past year, best overall if you count the fact that most of the money was actually money, not gift cards. Most of my record breaking weeks happen because of large gift cards.

Because money’s been so good, I’ve been sticking close to home and taking advantage of it. I’ve had some great calls lately, thanks to everyone who has been keeping me happy!

I got one last night that was for the books though. Dude calls on my role playing line, has a crazy accent that makes it really hard to understand him and pretty much just asks me to repeat back to him stuff that was getting weirder and weirder. Well, I’m not a programmable robot, so finally I told him no. He flips out and leaves me bad feedback (of course), but I really don’t care. I’d rather get bad feedback every once in awhile than force myself to endure bizarre calls like that one.

I think the last thing he was trying to make me repeat was that I couldn’t wait for him to squirt his dirty jizm between my titties. Sorry, no. What’s funny is that he put in the feedback that I wouldn’t say “titties”, so I wasn’t “anything goes”. Well, I’m NOT anything goes and he didn’t call on an “anything goes” listing anyway. I don’t have a problem saying titties in general, though I think it’s kind of silly. I just don’t like people telling me exactly what to say, I think it’s rude. Give suggestions, but don’t feed me lines.

I honestly believe that my performance on the phone is a step above average…maybe even two or three steps. Some chick who just started and is desperate for money might put up with a guy like that for a couple of bucks, but I don’t need to. Maybe that means that I deserve one star feedback every once in awhile…I’m not the “Burger King” of phone sex. You can’t have it your way, no substitutions! haha just kidding.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately and having bad luck! The Reader, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Up, the new Night at the Museum, the new Underworld, He’s Just Not That into You, New in Town….blah, hated all of them. We watch a lot of movies this time of year since tv is all reruns.

I’m kind of limited on activities between calls. I do house work, garden, read a lot, surf the internet, work out, cook, etc. but get interrupted a lot when I’m here and working. Watching a movie or a tv show is the easiest (next to reading) thing to “pause” when I get a call I guess. I had one asshole bitch at me cause I mentioned in an email that I signed out to watch “So You Think You Can Dance” and he asked me if all I ever do is watch tv. Nope! I do lots of stuff.

Wow, got so busy on the phone that a few hours have gone by. Coffee’s long gone, had pasta for lunch and now I’m thinking about going to get my nails done. I need to clean the kitchen too. BOO. Wish I had a slave who could come clean it FOR me! *wink*

Talk to you soon!

except I don’t like it.

This is ridiculous…another one of those days where I’ve lost money after you subtract featuring fees from what I’ve made. I’ve been signed in for 8 hours.

I’m still 14 pts. away from 11,000 on my main listing too. It’s kinda lame that it’s taken so long, now I wish I hadn’t said anything about it.

Is it totally not hot for me to be whining about this? lol sorry…just that not having even one call in six hours is really not something I’m used to happening very often.

Someone please call me? Pretty please?

Before I start my rant, note that I did get my tv! It’s hanging up in the corner of my bedroom now and I love it. Thanks to the dude who helped me pick it out, too!

That said, I’ve been jolted out of my blog posting coma by a rash of idiots calling me lately. Generally, I get 5 star feedback. That’s just the way it is. I’m a cool chick and I know what I’m doing on the phone. Maybe one out of every 100 calls, I’ll get someone who’s either deliberately a jerk or we just don’t click and I’ll get a lower rating than that. I’d say at least half the time, they either leave comments that are completely untrue. One time a guy called my feminization line and then left feedback saying that I told him I wouldn’t talk to a “fag”. Uh, what? That never happened.

Then sometimes I’ll get people who I suspect are sent by other flirts. Their comments are usually not true too, but the call is usually just plain weird. I’d say that roughly the other half of 1 star ratings come from dudes who ask for things that we’re just plain not allowed to do on Niteflirt.

What are those things, you ask? Well, I will tell you! Incest, bestiality, underage fantasies, rape role plays, blood, scat, pee pee. I’m sure I’m missing a few things, but that’s the basic list. Oddly enough, even if we WERE allowed to do these types of calls, there’s only one on the list that I’d be personally comfortable with.

So these guys call in and start talking about fucking their moms or dogs and the call goes like this:

“Ah, sorry hon, but we’re not allowed to talk about that….is there another type of fantasy I can help you out with?”

“But other girls do it!”

“Well, I’m sorry, but I do this full time and I’m really not willing to break the rules and risk my account. I’d be happy to talk to you about something that is allowed!”

CLICK

1 star

Assholes.

What’s my point here? Well, like I said, I get hit with bad feedback maybe 1 or 2 times out of every 100 times I’m rated. I think I get ratings maybe 25% of my calls, probably less than that.

But in the past couple of weeks, the last 10 ratings I’ve gotten, THREE of them have been ONE STAR! ARGH!

The first guy called my fem dommes line, which has a title of “Are you a cock sucking, sissy panty boy? GOOD!”

We talked for two whole minutes, at which point he hung up, rated me 1 star and said, “really uninterested, didnt even seem to know what her headline was” In those two minutes, I asked him not only if he was a cock sucker, but if he was wearing panties. I don’t know what my headline is? How the hell would I come up with those questions? He said no, he didn’t suck cock and he didn’t wear panties. I think HE is the one who was confused about what my headline was. I thought, “Did I fuck up? Did I hear the wrong intro?” But no…there the feedback was, right on the fem dommes listing.

Then I had a guy call who wanted to tell me all about he fucked his girlfriend and his sister at the same time cause he caught ‘em munchin’ each other’s rugs when he came home one day. Sorry! But even though I was polite, 1 star.

The last one was last night. A guy called my mistresses listing, which is for tease and denial. All he did was jerk off and grunt the entire call, about 6 minutes, while I talked. He didn’t edge himself once, just came when he got there without asking. Even though I’m really not a “dominatrix”, I did chastise him gently for not asking permission. I mean, the title of the listing is “Wanna cum? Too fucking bad! HA HA HA” and he said he saw it.

Guess he didn’t like that. Apparently he just wanted to call up a chick who isn’t dominant at all and jerk off til he came, no matter what she said. Anyway, I wasn’t even mean or anything, told him to have a great night, I was glad he called, blah blah. 1 star! DICK!

I swear, I’ve just about had it! lol I know there’s nothing I can do about it, but it still sucks.

Anyway, in other news, I was sick last week so I took a couple of days off. Even though I wasn’t feeling well, it was still kinda nice to just stay home and not take calls.

I’m heading out today and will be away from home for a couple of days probably, but I should still be taking calls. I need the money! Last week’s income was horrid. Usually if I make under a certain amount, it just doesn’t work for me…last week I was about $300 under that amount. ACK. I did realize this though, even that crappy amount is double what I made at my last office job. Crazy, huh?

Hope you all are having a great spring and weather is getting nice where you live! I love this time of year, getting back outside, planning gardens, eating potato salad again. hah I made my first batch a few days ago. Yum!

Hope to talk to you soon! *kisses*

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Is McDonald’s desperate for ad angles or what? They have these new ads for “mini meals” everywhere. I’m seeing them on tv, on the web (myspace has them all over), hearing them on the radio, and seeing them on billboards everywhere.

I have to ask, does McDonald’s think we’re stupid? I mean, I’m a vegetarian and I don’t really eat at McDonald’s very much, but I’ve been through the drive through plenty of times with friends who do. I’ll eat the fries sometimes or the salads or yogurt parfait.

The mini meals have a drink, a small fry and then either chicken nuggets, cheeseburger or the McChicken sandwich in them for $3. Um, ok. All of these items are on the dollar menu already. Do they think we’re so dumb that we can’t figure out how to make a meal on our own?

Actually, I should ask, does McDonald’s think that WOMEN are so dumb that we can’t figure that out on our own? These ads are targeted toward women, something about small meals for small appetites.

Not only that, but with the exception of the McChicken, these combos already exist in the form of a meal! Yeah, they come with a toy and a cardboard box, but still. Do they think that women are embarrassed to order a Happy Meal? None of my friends are. They do it all the time.

I hope John Stossel does one of his “give me a break” segments on this topic. Good lord, it’s retarded.

That said, here’s my update…I worked out super hard yesterday so I’m taking it easy today. I felt like I was getting sick so I slept for 11 hrs. last night and now I feel pretty much back to normal. Vitamins and water for me and I’m sure I’ll be back to 100% tomorrow.

It’s been crazy slow again. Well, I take that back. Calls are kinda schizo lately. I’ll have a day where I double my goal and then a day where I make half. I guess it all evens out, but it’s weird on the days where I make nothing. I’m just sitting there twiddling my thumbs, wondering why no one is calling lol

I think maybe it’s time to have my site redone. I just love the one I have soooo much, I don’t really want to say goodbye to it. How silly is that?

Anyway, I should be around all day today. Give me a call and say hi (or at least grunt in my ear or something).

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