Ok, this is tough. I almost feel like I should have a whole new site and get rid of my old blog, etc., but at the same time, my old blog is full of such amazing times and I spent YEARS putting such hard work into it, I don’t want to see it go.

So for now, the site is going to stay just as it is. Hopefully I’ll start making normal money again sometime soon and can then afford to have it redesigned. If anyone reading this feels like being my blog sugar daddy, contact me and let’s make it happen!

A lot has changed for me in the past year or so since I stopped doing calls full time. I didn’t end up going back to school, but I have moved and am now living alone in a basement apartment of an old lady’s house and I LOVE it. I’m not even in Cali anymore, but haven’t totally decided whether I’m gonna tell my callers where I actually live again or just make something up. It caused a few complications the first time around and there are some benefits to telling a little white lie as far as location is concerned. I’ll let you know when I decide.

Most of you know that I broke up with Erin years ago and now I’ve got a boyfriend. We haven’t been together that long, but it’s good so far and he’s done a few calls with me already. It’s been AMAZING! If you’re interested in calling us together, let me know and I’ll try to schedule it for you. We only see each other a few times a week.

I didn’t end up going back to school, decided to move out of state instead. For now, I’m just trying to keep my expenses low and earn enough money to pay my bills doing calls. I hope some of you missed me and decide to call soon!

I’m gonna be doing a few updates to the other pages of the site over the next few weeks to make it more current/updated. For now, I’m gonna try to keep normal business hours for calls so I have time to spend with my man and my friends. On days when I have nothing else going on, I may be signed in during the evening, but not regularly.

For those of you who are checking out my site for the FIRST TIME and are confused, feel free to browse through my blog…it should explain a bit more of what I’m talking in this entry. I’m sure you already gathered that I did calls full time at one point (for 5 yrs. even!) and then retired. I’m BACK now though and ready to blow your mind!

Who’s ready to phone fuck?

I AM!

Skip this post if you don’t want to hear me complaining!! lol

I had a slow day yesterday. I was signed in ALL DAY LONG and pretty much got no calls. On top of that, we’d had a little incident with our hammock on Sunday that resulted in me losing part of my right front tooth. Luckily (if you can say that), I only had to get a small filling to repair it, but still…$200 in dental bills that I didn’t expect and can’t really afford right now.

So I’m sitting at home, hanging out, waiting for my phone to ring and I get a call finally. Here’s how it went:

Me: “Hey there! How are you today?”

Him: “Great. I’m glad we finally got to talk, I’ve been looking forward to it.”

Me (thinking maybe I’d been on his favorites for a long time or something): “Oh really? That’s cool! How long have you been waiting to talk to me?”

Him: “Oh a couple of hours.”

Me: “Ah, ok…well I’m glad you got me then! What are you in the mood for today?”

Him: “I want to choke you with my cock.”

Me (laughing a little bit as I talk): “Well, that’s kinda mean!”

Him: CLICK

Now, I know this “choking a girl with my cock” thing is all the rage these days, but I don’t care. I don’t like choking, period. Do you? I certainly don’t like the concept of someone that I supposedly like enough to want to suck their dick choking me with it on purpose.

I wonder how the choking thing would go over if it were GUYS who were choking on something? Even so, I can’t IMAGINE actually WANTING to choke a guy with my pussy. I don’t understand how looking down and watching someone struggle to hold back from PUKING is a turn on.
If he’d stuck around another few seconds, I would have said something like, “No need for choking, hon. I’ll suck it great without any need for violence,” or something like that. But he hung up.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Calls like this really make me hate my job.

So then a little bit later, a guy instant messages me. He asks if I do or watch cam. I say no, I don’t do cam but I do sometimes watch it. He says, “Ok, thanks.” and appears to be done with the conversation.

When I try to clarify whether he’s done talking to me because I don’t DO cam (which is lame as hell since I don’t reference doing cam at all on my website anywhere NOR do I have even ONE cam listing on Niteflirt), he says that it’s because I don’t watch cam all the time.

Um, ok. He doesn’t ask me which circumstances influence whether I will or won’t watch someone on their cam. He doesn’t ask me if I’ll watch HIM on cam. He’s just done talking. So either he’s incredibly stupid because in his mind, if I don’t watch cam ALL THE TIME, I’m not going to watch him and therefore he’s not interested or he’s just incredibly RUDE. Either way, once again, my time is wasted and I’m none the richer for it.

I do relatively few vanilla calls these days and as each day passes, I understand more and more why a lot of women who do phone sex choose to do domination calls only. Then at least if someone says something fucking retarded like they want to choke you with their dick, you can tell them exactly what you think about it.

Maybe after 5 yrs. of being nice, it’s time for me to retire the niceness and bring out the bitchy side of my personality. Maybe then I’d get a little satisfaction out of fucking with the “losers” and assholes that call because I’d get to vent my frustration directly to them instead of having to post about it on my blog.

It’s something to think about, at least!

I just realized today that I’ve done over 15,000 calls on Niteflirt. Can you believe that? It’s a mind boggling number, isn’t it?

I’ve talked to thousands of men about their fantasies. And of course there are those that I’ll never forget even when they stop calling. There are a lot of different reasons…some guys are really funny, some are super sweet, a few are very talented at doing calls and really turn me on….and then there are those that I remember for something very specific.

I have a caller who hadn’t called me for quite awhile, but nothing bad had happened between us. He just stopped calling. But I always remembered him because even though he was a super sweet guy, during our role plays, he would get really mean. I NEVER minded, I thought it was cute that he would apologize about it and seem ashamed.

Then one call he got a little bit out of control and threatened to murder me by throwing me out a window or something in the middle of a role play and I LOST it…I started laughing. It was hilarious. He kept calling me after that for awhile, but then eventually stopped.

I just released a new MP3 and the topic is teacher/student role play. That’s the same role play I always did with this caller…I had thought about sending him an email and inviting him to purchase it, but I’m always very insecure about my recordings so I didn’t.

Then I saw this morning that he’d bought it!! I got all freaked out and started to email him and while I was typing it up, he called me.

I was a bit nervous, but it turns out that he loved the recording, had forgotten how much he loved talking to me and thought that maybe he’d stopped calling because he’d been embarrassed about the “window” incident. Of course I told him that there was NO reason to be embarrassed about it! It’s calls like that that make my job worth doing!

We had a great call and I’m really glad to have him back…so welcome back!

And if you want to hear the recording that inspired his return, just click HERE! It’s 10 minutes long and in MP3 format. Listen to it as many times as you want for only $30!

Special shout out to hqsabre, who called me yesterday and had me watch some porn with him again. It was awhile back, but we’d watched this one before where the music was so hilariously hick country that I recorded it on my computer and posted it here on this blog to make fun of it. To date, that was the funniest thing I’d ever seen in a porno. Until yesterday.

We started watching this one movie that was a combo teacher/student role play and cuckold fantasy. The girl needed to pass the class, her boyfriend was waiting outside and the professor had a huge black dick. Of course, he told her he’d pass her if she fucked him.

Right as she was about to climb onto that huge dick for a ride, her boyfriend came in to see what was taking so long. The second he appears, she launches into a more cuckold type fantasy and starts humiliating him.

But here’s the funny part…we skipped ahead so I’m not positive exactly how this line of conversation came about, but the black dude says to the boyfriend, “You like hip hop music? Why don’t you rap while I’m fucking your girl?”

And then the chick starts encouraging him to “bust some rhymes” and the dude’s like “hippity hop” over and over again. The girl says “what the hell? hippity hop is all you can come up with?” and SHE starts free styling!

I was laughing so hard, I swear I almost passed out. It’s like they put out these ridiculous pornos just cause they can!

SO FUNNY!

Friday night, me and a bunch of our friends played poker here at the house. We play frequently and for money, but what usually ends up happening is that the girls get tired of playing and make stupid bets after 4 or 5 hours cause we just don’t care anymore.

So we came up with a way to MAKE the girls care about the game. We said that whoever lost had to put a picture of themselves making a “LOSER” sign on their forehead up on their Facebook profile for an entire day.

You’d better bet that the final 3 was ALL GIRLS, baby! I played to the death, but still came in second. The next day, we all put our pictures up and it was so funny.

So next time, we’re gonna play either for money or for something humiliating…that way everyone will have their ultimate motivation for winning. Good plan, right?

Hope you all are having a good week. I’m gonna be around a lot this week, hope you give me a call and have some fun!

HA HA! Ok, that might be the weirdest blog title I’ve ever had, but those are two of the topics that came up on calls yesterday.

I don’t even know how the first one came up. We were talking and all of the sudden, we got onto the subject of rape somehow (not as a fantasy, we weren’t against TOS here) and I said that I thought if I ever had someone trying to force themselves on me, I would bite their cock off. I figure, even if I were scared they’d hurt me, they might be a bit too distracted by the fact that their dick just got bitten off to really run after me or shoot me.

Not that I know how often rapists ask for blow jobs beforehand…I guess some of them are probably too smart for that, right? ANYWAY…good lord, the weird shit I talk about.

Then I had a call later and seconds after the call started, I noticed that my new puppy had tossed his dog biscuits onto my bed (aka puked). We got on a roll and were laughing about it for a few minutes before we finally got down to business. It was kinda funny to go from laughing about dog vomit to a fantasy where the guy wanted to jerk off, suck and then get fucked by three guys (yes, in succession) before getting fucked by my huge strap-on, but hey…it was fun!

So yeah, yesterday was a great day for calls. Today has been a ghost town! Where are y’all? Come play with me!