My roomie is kinda lonely cause her man is out of town so we’re gonna watch a movie together right now and then I’ll sign on. Hope you don’t miss me too much!

For the past week or so, my blog has been spontaneously disappearing while I sleep. It works fine and then I get up and *poof*, it’s not there. Every time I call in to the ISP, they fix it. I’m getting fed up though! So if you notice that my blog is gone, just hang tight, it’ll be back soon. They said that if it happens again, they’ll move my files to another server. Let’s keep our fingers crossed!

My cousin isn’t going in to work today. She’s starting to get really depressed about her lack of success in real estate and I think she may quit soon. If she doesn’t quit or start making some money very soon, they’re going to end up owing me a million dollars and I don’t think any of us want that to happen.

I’m actually thinking about signing in today then instead of going out and doing stuff with her. How weird is that? I haven’t signed in during the day for so long I can’t even remember the last time I did. It might be fun!

In other news, remember the lawyer I went out with on Valentine’s Day? The one I lusted after and then he cancelled our second date and kinda flaked after that? He’s trying to get back in the picture. He actually CALLED me (after weeks of IM’ing, saying he had been meaning to call) and invited me to spend the weekend with him at his beach condo. I declined.

A weekend together at the beach? That’s not something I would do for a second date. A walk along it? Sure. Dinner at a restaurant on it? Definitely. But staying a whole weekend with a virtual stranger in their condo? Sorry, I’m not begging to be some crazy guy’s next victim. haha

He doesn’t live that near me, so I told him to give me a call if he’s ever in my neighborhood. The whole situation is just really confusing. He keeps telling me how attracted to me he is and how “good” he thinks we’d be together and how much he thinks about me…but hasn’t managed to take me out a second time in a SEVEN month period? Gimme a break. UGH.

end of rant

I just signed on to Yahoo and AIM and no one is messaging me. *pout* I guess all my chatters are night guys. I guess I’ll sign on for a bit and see if it picks up. If not, I’ll head out and do some STUFF. Talk to you soon!

Oh, btw, I added some new stuff to my sex toy wish list. I guess I won’t take it down. I mean, who am I to decide what kind of things you buy me if you want to spoil me? Just know that I put some things I’ve already received back up there and if I get them, I’ll be giving them to Erin!! She likes some of my toys so much and I want her to have some of them too!

Shout outs for 9/14/06:
Naughty is right! Such a whore, but so GOOD at it. I’m so happy that you can make your man cum so many times and share it with me.
Mmm, I waited for you all day again and I can’t believe what you rewarded me with!! I can only hope that you’ll be as generous with me again as you were yesterday.
Why does sex in a pool just sound so fucking good when you’re around? We need to invest in some of that lube that stays slippery in water! lol

Well I was kinda bored earlier and didn’t feel like doing laundry, so I went to the grocery store and got stuff to make carrot cake. It’s my roomie’s fave dessert, so I figured I’d give him a nice surprise. I have to admit it tastes yummy to me too though!

I do think I’m gonna attempt to do some more recordings tonight. I need to have something to sell while I’m gone next month. Oh yeah, I still haven’t announced that in here, have I? Next month I’m going to be gone from the 17th to the 29th. Erin won plane tickets to Puerto Vallarta and we’re both gonna go down for 12 days!

I’m a little bit worried about the loss of income though, so I’m making plans to try and be available a little bit. I’m switching cell phone providers so it’s feasible. Stupid Nextel was gonna try to charge me a million dollars to talk on my phone down there. I’m also gonna try to do some recordings that will hopefully sell while I’m gone.

Now would be an AWESOME time to tip me, too. I’ll get the money deposited right before I leave on my trip and then hopefully won’t have to worry about covering my bills the following month. Just something to keep in mind if you appreciate what I do for you and want to see me have a stress free vacation!

I have been to Puerto Vallarta before and I’m really excited to go again. It’s been awhile since I’ve had an awesome beach vacation and with Erin, I’m sure it’ll be perfect.

I hope you guys don’t forget me while I’m gone or go find other girls who rock your world better than I do! It’s kinda slow tonight too so I hope you haven’t already forgotten me or something! lol

My roomie had a class this morning, so I had to get up early to watch the baby. I like sleep more than the average person, I think, so this is rough for me and I only had to get up an hour early! haha

Yesterday was a fun day. The poor little baby is so freaking humongous that he’s growing out of all of his clothes and my roomies have no money, so we went shopping yesterday and I bought him some new clothes. He’s not even 6 months old yet and we bought 18 mo. clothes! Dude. That is a ginormous baby. Now, that one brand just seemed to run small, we did get some 12 month stuff, but still. Geez. Someone needs to study her DNA, she’s capable of breeding giants. Everywhere we go, people ask how old he is and then say, “Wow, he’s a huge baby!” when we tell them. haha

We came back to the house and one of my roomie’s friends came over to hang out so we played some cards. They were both high so I won! That’s another one of my bad traits…I HATE losing. I call my roomie the devil’s whore and all kinds of stuff when she wins at cards. So yeah, I like to sleep a lot and I’m a bad loser.

Then we went out for Thai and I didn’t sign on until pretty late and it was crazy slow! This month has rocked in general, so I was kinda surprised. I’m not gonna freak though, it was actually kinda nice. I got to watch the final two episodes of “Rockstar Supernova” and I was happily surprised that Lukas won. He was the only one of them who listed Depeche Mode as a band he listens to! So of course he had MY support. Dilana fucked up, she would have won if she hadn’t bad mouthed the other contestants.

I finally got the custom recording that one of my callers ordered awhile back done. That was kinda fun, actually. If it’s slow again tonight, I’m gonna try to do either a tease and denial recording or a blow job one. I get more blow job calls and tease and denial would be kinda hard to do with no feedback from the caller, but I think I could figure it out.

In case you’re wondering what the custom recording thing is, for $20 I’ll record a short (under 3 minutes usually) message saying what you want me to. You can either give me an idea of what you want me to say or actually write it out. So if you’re a caller who used to call me during the daytime, but who still reads my blog, this might be an idea for you!

Because last night was slow though, I should be signing on early tonight. I was planning to take that picture of all of my toys last night, but I’m definitely gonna try to do it today. Not like I have anything else to do! Talk to you soon! *kisses*

Shout outs for 9/11/06:
I so love being your sweet little woman, all dressed up and pretty and waiting for you to get home so I can please you. I love knowing exactly how to please you.
DJ *kiss* You’re the sweetest. That’s pretty much all I have to say. I can’t believe we’ve made it almost a year!

Shout outs for 9/12/06:
My Aussie hottie made me use that huge new dildo that DJ got me! OMG wow. It’s even more intense than it looks and I loved it, but I think it’s gonna be a special occasion toy! lol
DJ. It’s getting to the point where if I don’t hear your voice, my day feels weird. Thanks for letting me try out almost all of my new toys. That one I ended up using is definitely a winner. And shame on you for thinking I wouldn’t like what you showed me yesterday.
You want to save your cum up for a special occasion, but get teased in the meantime? I’m your girl!
OSNB. Thank you….for being amazing and fun to talk to, for calling me, for leaving me awesome feedback and for sending me an email to make me feel special.

Shout outs for 9/13/06:
Mutual oral satisfaction is DEFINITELY a great way to end the night. Every time I see a call coming through from you, I start to get wet.
And again, I get to be your sweet girl just waiting for you to get home. My lips are yours!
Ubu, Ubu, Ubu. Yes, I forgive you for it being two weeks if you forgive me for not noticing. Yay! That was easy.

I told you I’d post pictures of the new toys I got, so here they are! The first group is from OSNB. What you’re seeing is 2 new large bullets for my vibrator, an adaptor so I can use two bullets at once, the “Lil Dipper” and a the “Kama Sutra bedside box”, which has sweet, edible Honey Dust with it’s own feather applicator, spicy, tingly Original Oil of Love, lubricating Love Liquid and Vanilla Creme Massage Cream. I’ve linked all of them to their descriptions on the website they came from so you can check them out further, if you’d like! So awesome!

Oh, btw, OSNB, I had an amazing dream about you last night. Before you even ask, I’ll tell you that yes, we were fucking our brains out. When we got off the phone last night, I made myself cum twice before I even moved….and apparently it affected my dreams. You’re such a tease. I loved talking to you last night.

Then today, I got another box from DJ! He’s so generous sometimes, it just makes me smile. Now, I do have to note that my Aussie hottie gave me money to buy the “Power Rocket” that’s shown below, but I was ordering it with something else for Erin that was on back order, so I cancelled it when I received this in the mail. I will be buying myself something else today! Woohoo! So below is the Power Rocket. a dildo called “Perfect 10“  (OMG) and the “Passion Wand“. I’m really glad I went and got another battery charger and some more AA batteries. lol Thank you SO MUCH DJ!!

I seriously have enough sex toys to open my own store now. I think I’ll go ahead and take the wish list down for awhile again. It makes me a little sad that almost no one ever wants to buy me a book or something non sexual (Johnathan is the main exception to this rule), but I just don’t think I can even handle any more toys. I think later tonight I’ll take a picture of all of them together and then you’ll really see how many I truly have. lol Hey, that would probably be cool to have up on the site anyway, then guys could just choose from the picture what I use when they call.

One other thing I’ll include in this post. A guy posted on the Niteflirt forums about a new group for guys only, so I took a peekety peek at the guys’ listings…and I saw some feedback that just made me wonder “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?” I thought *I* got weird calls, but this takes the cake, man.

“PLEASE GIANT EVIL BLACK GOD ..SHRINK THEM ALL DOWN AND CRAM THEM IN HAMSTER BALLS THEN BLOW LOADS OF CUM IN THE BALL , AFTER YOU CRAM THE SHRUNKEN SLUTS IN THE CLEAR PLASTIC BALL HOG TIED AND NAKED SQUEELING FOR YOUR GIANT MERCY”

“MASTER CRAMS ALL SHRUNKEN SLUTS INTO HAMSTER BALLS ,, NAKED , AND HOGTIED,SQUEELING FOR MERCY AS HE SCREWS THE LID ON TO SEAL THE TINY SHRUNKEN DOLL SIZE SLUTS TO BE ADDED TO HIS COLLECTION.SOME LEASHES ATTACHED TO BE DRUG AROUND,BUGS AT MASTERS FEET ”

Hamster balls? Dude.