Lemons are my new passion…
I wanted to start out by ranting just a tiny bit before I get into other more mundane things. I had a guy IM me today, saying that he thought my site was great and that he’s glad that I’m “sweet” since he’s “mystified” at how some guys seem to be attracted to nasty, slutty girls. I said thanks, I’m glad he likes the site and agreed that yeah, it’s kinda weird that some guys like nasty girls.
Then the conversation stalled, so I asked if he was interested in calling. Come to find out, this guy was expectng me to bust out some kind of “sexy, sweet” role play with him online and try to convince him to call me.
He wanted me to say something like, “oh, I love sweetness too…. I love long, slow kisses…Â I would love to be waiting here for you after a long day” Yeah, I copied that from his IM. lol Can any of you who chat with me imagine me saying that? How fake would that be?
Now please…a guy who’s never called me before, makes general statements and just expects me to run with them in a role play that entices him to dial? Give me a break.
Most girls don’t even chat AT ALL, much less specifically about sex. This dude hadn’t even mentioned any fantasy he had, just wanted me to lead off from super general statements…acting like I’m hanging on every word and just can’t WAIT for him to call me.
*rolling eyes* Please. Not this girl.
I brought this up not so I seem bitchy, that’s definitely not the point. The point is I AM REAL. I’m a REAL GIRL. And I think that in this industry, that’s my greatest asset.
Expecting me to come back at you with some fake ass stuff like that is totally missing the entire point of my site and what I do. Read my journal, read my feedback, look at my site, IM me a bit…but you definitely don’t need some fake ass role playing on Yahoo to tell you whether or not I’d be good at what you’re looking for.
Anyway, thanks for listening. END OF RANT Â
I’m not sure if there’s some kind of imbalance in my body, but lately I’ve been craving lemon flavored things like CRAZY. Some of you may remember the rave I posted about the lemon flavored toothpaste that I’ve been using…but that’s not all.
I’ve been drinking about half a gallon of Crystal Light lemonade per day and I bought a lemon meringue pie today and devoured a huge slice of it. Lemons are my master!
Today was a good day. My roomie and I are really into this cooking thing lol So today I hung out with her a bit, then went to the store and got food for dinner. Her bf is out of town so it was just the two of us, so we invited a couple of friends over.
We made fried chicken (I helped, but didn’t eat it, of course…though I did let her fry some fake chicken nuggets for me lol), mashed potatoes and gravy, spinach with garlic, Texas toast, broccoli and corn.
Um, YUM! Then we had pie later while we watched “The Chronicles of Narnia”, which I’d already seen, but they hadn’t.
I didn’t go to the gym today and it’s not even 1 yet and I already feel sleepy. I swear, not working out just saps my energy! It’s NOT good. I couldn’t get my IPOD to work last time though so I wanted to try and figure out what’s going on with it before I go next time. Either way, I’ll definitely go tomorrow.
I have a BBQ to go to tomorrow, but I’m not positive I’m gonna go yet. It’s at a guy’s house who lives here in our neighborhood and I think he has a crush on me, but I’m really not into him. I don’t know if it would be giving him false hope if I showed up. We’ll see.
If I end up NOT going, I’ll probably be taking calls early tomorrow, so watch for me if you used to call me during the day and haven’t been able to for awhile!!
Shout outs for 5/26/06:
I’ll have to ask what your screen name means some day…are you dreaming OF an island or dreaming while on one? Anyway, our first few calls were kinda weird, but these recent ones have been HOT!
panty boy! *kisses* you’re such a good lil slut
Cuckolding…can we really even call it that…has NEVER been more appealing. I really did get myself off again after our call ended…and went to sleep with a dripping wet pussy.
Shout outs for 5/27/06:
panty boy! 156 calls? holy shit! lol you’re an insatiable cock sucking whore!
Had a new caller wanna choke me with his cock…and he succeeded, for a couple of minutes anyway! lol
My awesome, sexy, smart, dare devil, sweet, funny, caring dj called…just to keep me company when I was bored! How fucking sweet is that? *kisses all over*
Well sweetie as for your BBQ and that guy… you have to understand that that we all have a crush on you…
and I am sure that where ever you go you have that same effect on all that are around you… and that goes for men and women… 
Have a wonderful day… kisses…